ZomB-AID / August 3rd, 2005
Poison Ivy League, Peelander Z, ZWA
3 Bands, One Cause.
Boston, Ma
Headline: Dr. Cube is brainwashing the Tufts College Campus and
thousands other like it. His plan, a MASS MINION BRAINWASHING, using
subliminal sonic hypnosis. A sonic beam transmitter that looks exactly
like a Direct TV dish has been placed at the key points in many college
areas, where Cube transmits the signal, brainwashing thousands of hard
working college students and turning them into mindless minions. This
is truly college radio gone bad.
Louden Noxious
As the voice of Kaiju Big Battel, Louden is the most outspoken Dr. Cube
detractor in the world. His mission: to educate the world about Dr.
Cube and his evil agenda of creating monsters and mindless minion
slaves.
Upon learning about Cube’s evil plan to infiltrate college campuses
with his sonic brainwashing frequencies, Louden quickly sprang into
action forming The Poison Ivy League, a ROCK BAND with the sonic power
to CRUSH Cube’s brainwave and free the minds of innocent co-eds
nationwide.
Louden and his band will not cease until Cube is found, pulled from his
spider hole, and thrown into jail where he is photographed in his
tighty-whiteys.
Joe Decimate
When Louden needed an army to fight off Cube’s signals, the first
person he turned to was his blood-brother, the mighty Joe Decimate. An
old friend, ladies man AND bass player extrordinaire, Joe and Louden
played together in the seminal and influential punk band The
Crutchhuggers. After a melodramatic break up, Joe became one half of
the greatest tag teams in the history of wrestling, The Decimators.
After holding the tag team championship twelve times, Joe’s partner was
kidnapped by Dr. Cube and turned into a mindless minion. Joe has vowed
to never rest until Cube is destroyed and longs to give Cube himself
the dreaded finishing maneuver, the “Decimation Device”.
Lord Byron Intimidation
As the “Lord of Percussive Pursuasion”, Lord Byron Intimidation has
actually been fighting Dr. Cube for years. As a key member of H.U.A.C.
(Heroes United Against Cube), LBI is most well known for
anti-brainwashing technique. Using his God given talent for beating
drums, he pounds the victim into submission with propulsive rhythms and
life-affirming beats. His patented “Cube-Piercing” mics are known
around the world and sell on e-bay at astonishingly high prices.
Scenario X
We don’t know much about the brilliant enigma known as Scenario X. What
we do know is that he is the only man who knows the exact pitch,
frequency, and wavelength of Dr. Cube’s transmitted system. He jams the
signal using his own homemade electronics and his Sonic Youth album
collection. Currently collaborating with John Zorn on a Christmas album
that will be sold only in hell.
SECRET WEAPON:
Happy Meal Face
Abandoned as a child, raised by Beanie Babies, and forced into a cold
world, Happy Meal Face had few options in life. He taught himself how
to play guitar using a toy instrument purchased from a fast food chain.
Years later he would learn that his father, a part-time clown, had sold
that very fast food chain to none other than Dr. Cube, who plans on
poisoning the world one customer at a time. Fueled by vengence, he
dedicated his musical career to preventing childhood eating disorder
and raise awareness for children’s nutrition. HMF uses his guitar
prowess to neutralize Cube’s signal, ending the brainwashing cycle and
squashing the victims cravings for fast food. With the possible demise
of fast food chains worldwide at risk, Happy Meal Face truly is
Louden’s secret weapon in this sonic warfare!
ZomB-AID / August 3rd, 2005
Poison Ivy League, Peelander Z, ZWA
3 Bands, One Cause.
Boston, Ma
Headline: Dr. Cube is brainwashing the Tufts College Campus and
thousands other like it. His plan, a MASS MINION BRAINWASHING, using
subliminal sonic hypnosis. A sonic beam transmitter that looks exactly
like a Direct TV dish has been placed at the key points in many college
areas, where Cube transmits the signal, brainwashing thousands of hard
working college students and turning them into mindless minions. This
is truly college radio gone bad.
Louden Noxious
As the voice of Kaiju Big Battel, Louden is the most outspoken Dr. Cube
detractor in the world. His mission: to educate the world about Dr.
Cube and his evil agenda of creating monsters and mindless minion
slaves.
Upon learning about Cube’s evil plan to infiltrate college campuses
with his sonic brainwashing frequencies, Louden quickly sprang into
action forming The Poison Ivy League, a ROCK BAND with the sonic power
to CRUSH Cube’s brainwave and free the minds of innocent co-eds
nationwide.
Louden and his band will not cease until Cube is found, pulled from his
spider hole, and thrown into jail where he is photographed in his
tighty-whiteys.
Joe Decimate
When Louden needed an army to fight off Cube’s signals, the first
person he turned to was his blood-brother, the mighty Joe Decimate. An
old friend, ladies man AND bass player extrordinaire, Joe and Louden
played together in the seminal and influential punk band The
Crutchhuggers. After a melodramatic break up, Joe became one half of
the greatest tag teams in the history of wrestling, The Decimators.
After holding the tag team championship twelve times, Joe’s partner was
kidnapped by Dr. Cube and turned into a mindless minion. Joe has vowed
to never rest until Cube is destroyed and longs to give Cube himself
the dreaded finishing maneuver, the “Decimation Device”.
Lord Byron Intimidation
As the “Lord of Percussive Pursuasion”, Lord Byron Intimidation has
actually been fighting Dr. Cube for years. As a key member of H.U.A.C.
(Heroes United Against Cube), LBI is most well known for
anti-brainwashing technique. Using his God given talent for beating
drums, he pounds the victim into submission with propulsive rhythms and
life-affirming beats. His patented “Cube-Piercing” mics are known
around the world and sell on e-bay at astonishingly high prices.
Scenario X
We don’t know much about the brilliant enigma known as Scenario X. What
we do know is that he is the only man who knows the exact pitch,
frequency, and wavelength of Dr. Cube’s transmitted system. He jams the
signal using his own homemade electronics and his Sonic Youth album
collection. Currently collaborating with John Zorn on a Christmas album
that will be sold only in hell.
SECRET WEAPON:
Happy Meal Face
Abandoned as a child, raised by Beanie Babies, and forced into a cold
world, Happy Meal Face had few options in life. He taught himself how
to play guitar using a toy instrument purchased from a fast food chain.
Years later he would learn that his father, a part-time clown, had sold
that very fast food chain to none other than Dr. Cube, who plans on
poisoning the world one customer at a time. Fueled by vengence, he
dedicated his musical career to preventing childhood eating disorder
and raise awareness for children’s nutrition. HMF uses his guitar
prowess to neutralize Cube’s signal, ending the brainwashing cycle and
squashing the victims cravings for fast food. With the possible demise
of fast food chains worldwide at risk, Happy Meal Face truly is
Louden’s secret weapon in this sonic warfare!
i found a cool place for upcoming event discussion... its called the coming soon event forum.
http://www.studiokaiju.com/board/forumdisplay.php?fid=10
Smoke stupid amounts of drugs and tell kaiju.com where to post.
--Billybong for info where he can get it.
yeah but what if we get too high ,and we can't figure out where to post?
The Aug 3 event at PA's Lounge in Sommerville is now 18+. So bring the kids.